US democratic candidates Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton have both recently been to Portland and now the Right Honorable Tom Jones, True President* of Wales, will be performing at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall in Portland, Oregon on the evening of May 29, 2008. We are certain his show will be more fun than theirs.
Bring fresh panties. Tribute must be paid.
El Presidente Tom Jones, sans cigar
(80% of Welsh residents surveyed in the 1970s said that if there were such a thing as President of Wales, it should be Tom Jones)
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