
Dilwyn Phillips, who hails from Pontarddulais in South Wales , but now lives in Los Montesinos Spain , said “I’ve spent days on end on hospital beds and it’s always great to have something easy to read. I’m convinced that this book taken 3 times a day with the medicines and treatments will put you into a good mood and help get you out of that hospital bed in no time.”
Dilwyn is married to a retired nurse and credits many of the anecdotes, stories and observations included in this book to her. Hospital Jokes, an ideal “get better soon” gift, is available on Y Lolfa’s website www.ylolfa.com for only £3.95. ($6.00 approx )
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ReplyDeleteOn a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.
When they reached
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they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?'
The girl leaned over and said,
'Burrr … gurrr … king'
Myfanwy is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
ReplyDeleteShe is not happy with what she sees and says to Ianto, her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
Ianto replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'